February 2012
2 posts
well, girl, while you are munching obnoxiously on...
everyone needs to shut up about how amazing this...
January 2012
42 posts
i'm a sweatshirt stealer.
so if you’re interested, hid yo’ sweatshirts, hide yo’ sweatpants, hide yo’ closet.
was i drunk the entire relationship?
because i’m astounded that i put up with an undeserved ego that size and that level of prick-ish-ness for that long.
don’t get me wrong, i love confidence… but it has to be warranted.
because you don't know what you don't know.
RANT:
if there’s one thing about people that pisses me off, it’s elitist tendencies. just because you have convinced yourself that you know everything and are currently in the process of trying to convince everyone else that you are the mecca of all correct information, opinions, ways of life, etc. does not mean that you are. in fact, it means quite the opposite. have you never heard...
i'm legit going to punch these bitches if they...
ok that makes six in less than two days.
if you’re trying to tell me something, i’m not getting it.
you know how people are all like
“YOU CAN’T FIRE ME! I QUIT!”
well it was like that… only i didn’t want to quit but i still wasn’t given a choice.
“The great moments of your life won’t necessarily be the things you do, they’ll...”
– How I Met Your Mother, Right Place Right Time (2009)
FOUR PEOPLE. FOUR. COUNT THEM.
have changed their relationship status on facebook within the last 24 hours on my feed. i mean, i know the pats won and everything, but the show isn’t over yet people.
yawning baby sloth @#$%^&* →
There sat a girl
on a bench in a park on an ordinary June day. It wasn’t a particularly beautiful park, and she wasn’t a particularly beautiful girl. She sat there, book in hands, reading, while the whole world passed her by. Birds flew from tree to tree, squirrels gathered crumbs from around her feet, and flowers bloomed as the sun warmed them from the coolness of the night. Maybe she ignored the...
i had a dream this morning in between alarms
that i was visiting my cousin in ireland when this guy that i used to hang out with/go on dates (?) with showed up with a group of his friends. and this guy. this guy. oh man this guy. all i wanted when i was seeing (?) him was to be friends. it was right before i was going to leave for a semester in england and i didn’t want any ties. it was summer and warm and we kissed maybe a few times,...
“The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while...”
– Wilhelm Stekel
Distractions are good
1. music
2. sad movies
3. season after season of any television show
4. phone calls
5. wine
6. hot boys
7. work
8. homework
9. tumblr
10. chocolate
11. online shopping
12. tea.
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Sometimes I amaze myself at how much I suck.
if by “suck” you mean “am awesome” then yeah, you amaze me too <3 love you friend. i hate it when my friends are sad, too.
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“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely...”
– Bob Marley
I know I have this in my friends and family… I just someday hope to find this in a guy.
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December 2011
11 posts
...tell me about it.
imnotheretomakefriends:
ugh i hate when people shoot off fireworks on days that are not holidays because i get really freaked out that they are not fireworks and everyone is trying to kill me.
reviewing my matches on dating websites always...
stay?